There are definite perks to being busty, but there are the inevitable lows (literally, droop scare anyone?) as well.

Sure, we like how we fill out a tee shirt. But there are times when one wants to draw attention away from one’s cleavage and to…..perhaps, the presentation created during a night’s hard work!

Read on, raise your arms if you agree, but make sure there’s no jiggle!

1.  It’s impossible to have men look at your face during any conversation; they will ALWAYS speak to your chest.Well, guess what, my mind’s even more impressive than my boobs.  Your loss!

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2. Your boobs precede you into any room.   It’s embarrassing how often we risk bumping into people loitering about a door, minding their business, discussing the latest office gossip.

3. It took you twenty years, enough research to qualify for a PhD and a million currency units to find a bra in your size.  God bless bra-bloggers and UK lingerie manufacturers!

4. You only own bras in white, black and beige (despite the twenty years, PhD-level research and million currency units). Don’t you want to burn down the beautiful, colorful bras in your best friend’s cupboard?

5.  Strapless and halter bras don’t exist in your universe. Besides, only an idiot would want to concentrate all that weight on her neck.

6. You struggle to play any sport,  run, jog, walk  indoors without feeling awkward.  Sports bras in your size are mirages in a cruel cruel desert.

 

7. You look disgustingly sexy in a swim suit, so much so that it’s impossible for people to believe you are there to swim.

8. Bra store attendants will always try to sell you the wrong size, because they have no idea what to do with your measurements .

‘Miss Blogger, why don’t you buy that bra 4 band-sizes too large and 4 cup sizes too small’  

You busty ladies out there know what I’m talking about!  The rest of you are fortunate you do not. 

9. Button up shirts are not really an option. Unless you use 5 pins to ensure nothing pops out. Well, of course, we’ve all been stabbed in the chest with safety pins. But no glory without blood, eh?

10.  No necklaces, no sling bags, nothing hanging from the neck, basically.  Because you really don’t want anything sneaking into your private valley, do you?

So, next time you see a girl showing unnecessary cleavage at the mall – cut her some slack. You don’t know how difficult it is to bear her burden. Literally.

Anyone who disagrees and thinks the petite ones have it worse, feel free to share your views. We’ll get one of the pretty-bra-owners to do a piece!

 

 

 

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